sighs @ own self
Whups my hand slipped
what is wrong with this website normal people don’t ship themselves with satan wtf
a) that’s not myself
b) that’s not satan, technically
I don’t mind if you don’t like it, just didn’t want you to misunderstand !
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
Depression doesn’t care if you’re on the football team and go to parties every weekend, nor does it care if you spend all your time at the library and have got one friend that rarely talks to you. The only thing depression cares about, is taking over your life.
slappin my new sticker series up around the city
(LOUDLY in my apartment in the middle of the night) HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
UGH, okay it’s out of my system. … I think?… ;_;
1994! It’ll wreck you. In an emotional way. (But still not as much as it’s wrecking Levi. abloo bloo bloooo)
Real talk though: Jean’s such a cutie~!
Go Jean or go home. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
why would you do this to me
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever