captainhanni:

craigtucker-motherfucker:

captainhanni:

disasterscenario:

disasterscenario:

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

UH

UHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(•⊙ω⊙•)

Whups my hand slipped

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what is wrong with this website normal people don’t ship themselves with satan wtf

a) that’s not myself
b) that’s not satan, technically

I don’t mind if you don’t like it, just didn’t want you to misunderstand !

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

phyerfly:

Depression doesn’t care if you’re on the football team and go to parties every weekend, nor does it care if you spend all your time at the library and have got one friend that rarely talks to you. The only thing depression cares about, is taking over your life. 
Anyways, I wrote this and you can look at my writing here (tumblr) or here (wordpress).

phyerfly:

Depression doesn’t care if you’re on the football team and go to parties every weekend, nor does it care if you spend all your time at the library and have got one friend that rarely talks to you. The only thing depression cares about, is taking over your life. 

Anyways, I wrote this and you can look at my writing here (tumblr) or here (wordpress).

zeuqramjj2002:

miporno:

dollyx:

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

omg

nice

(LOUDLY in my apartment in the middle of the night) HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

zeuqramjj2002:

miporno:

dollyx:

sugarbone:

slappin my new sticker series up around the city

omg

nice

(LOUDLY in my apartment in the middle of the night) HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

X

urdchama:

UGH, okay it’s out of my system. … I think?… ;_;

1994! It’ll wreck you. In an emotional way. (But still not as much as it’s wrecking Levi. abloo bloo bloooo)

kobochasketch:

Real talk though: Jean’s such a cutie~!
Go Jean or go home. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

upclosefromafar:


”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

☼⊱☯~ℕirvana~☯⊰☼

upclosefromafar:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

☼⊱☯~ℕirvana~☯⊰

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

since jean grew up in trost, maybe the house marco died against was one of his neighbors, and after the battle jean never let them fix the broken wall that marco died against. then whenever jean goes home to visit his parents, he leaves marco little notes in the crack in the wall, like how the 104th is doing, and every once in a while he'll leave a drawing of marco just so he'll never forget what he looked like and the placement of his freckles, and he wants marco to see how he's improved.
Anonymous

ownly-lownly:

why would you do this to me

lifehacks247:

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

People who are easily distracted tend to be more creative.
(via psych-facts)